The Curse of the Ouija Board

From: George Webster (georgew@dmv.com)
Story type: Ghost
Location: Ocean City , MD
Source: Form Submission

The story is absolutely true and I have it on tape if no one believes me. I am not sure how many of you out there have heard the story that if you burn a Ouiji Board you will hear horrible screams and you will die shortly there after. Well, Tucker, one of my best friends, and I took that as a dare. So we took my Ouija Board and put it in my grill in the back yard. I then proceeded to give it a good dousing in lighter fluid, the type used for lighting BBQ's. We then dropped the match on the board and suddenly it was engulfed in flames, which did make sense, considering i used a whole bottle of lighter fluid. But, what happend next will continue to haunt me the rest of my life. I found out what the curse of the Ouija Board was. While watching the board burn I was walking around the grill to get a good angle with the camera then i felt it, it struck me out of no where. Then Tucker felt it. Suddenly i was overwhelmed by a terrible odor. I look down by my feet and what I saw was so terrible, I was standing in a pile of dog shit , and Tucker was also walked into some dog shit. Turns out we placed the grill where my dog, The nobel Maximus, does his business everday. Some how in the dark we did not notice this. So it turns out the curse of the Ouija Board was a bunch of shit, literally . In my case dog shit. So for all you ghost hunters like Tucker and I out there i urge you to go out there and experience life. If something frightens you dive right in and get over your fear. I used to be terrified of all thing paranormal now i embrace it and enjoy these little ghost hunts that my friends and i go on. All though our friend Kenny's sister was not happy about this it was her Ouija Board we burned and some how we neglected to actually ask her for permission. Go figure. If any one has anything to ad e-mail me. georgew@dmv.com. Also check out my band http://home.dmv.com/~georgew go there and download the song undertow (the McGyver Remix). It is the best song there and is the only real song of our band on the site check it out. I bid you good day.